Is it the weekend yet ugh....

Last night I worked on the phone for a little bit then headed to the den of inequity in Laurel.
( Not work safe, details of my fun had )

Alright now it's time to read a few other people's LJ and see whats up with them.

Needless to say there was a lot of hugging stroking and sucking. He wanted me to fuck him. Now I'm not exactly big on that whole situation, but this man was fucking hot. Keep in mind I don't do this that often. How we did it, damn we would have made Cirque de Soleil jealous.

I was sitting down on the bench, and he put the condom on me and then bent over to clear the monitor and sat on my dick. Holy shit, he was so god damn hot. Along with the fact that we were doing it someplace we weren't, and of course there are going to be some people who I'm a big ole tramp for doing something like this in the first place, oh well. Needless to say the ride didn't last that long. Because I don't do it that often and the thrill of the whole thing, I came realitively quickly. He was a little disappointed about that but he was cool with it. For some reason I really turned him on. Go me.

After I was taken care of I was like you ain't going anywhere I'm gonna finish you off. Now keep in mind when I go to a place like this, I normally don't do any sucky sucky. But he was just that hot. He tried to get me hard again, but just wasn't going to happen. Once I'm done, I'm done. So I would say it was about another 2 or 3 min and then he was droppin baby batter on the floor.

So we composed ourselves and we both went our separate ways. Damn I can't get over how fucking hot he is. I'm sitting at my desk getting a woody just thinking about it.

As he was leaving the booth, I noticed that he had a fucking wedding band on his left hand. Holy jesus is all I have to say.

So let's just say I had a very good evening last night.

*wipes sweat off my brow from being excited from retelling the story*

Confessions!!!!

Today is the day. Madonna's long awaited new album hits the street today and in honor of that I want you to tell me a confession of yours. I want good stuff. Do I have to "Push" you to "Jump" to a confession. "Like it or Not" or not, I know you are "Hung Up" on something, so "Let it Will Be" and spill your guts.

[Poll #612914]

Gotten from fredneckteddy

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

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No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

Jacked from jn1701e

Your Heart Is Orange

Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love. And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone. Your flirting style: Hyper Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for! Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded What you bring to relationships: Energy

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Auralgasm

Yes you heard it right.

They are playing a Confessions Mini Mix, for the release of Madonnas new alubm.

It includes so far:
Forbidden Love
Jump
How High.

I wonder if they are playing the whole album.

Interesting.


Ooooh I smell a tour......I better save my money. It's gonna be time to go apeshit again.

Here we go again

Now they are playing a remix of Hung Up.

I'm just going to be having ear spooge all over the place today.

I have no Confessed

So at lunch I went over to Tower Records and went a little crazy.

Thank you rcarybp for my Madonna CD and the Remix to Hung Up.

I also got the maxi of I Don't Care by Ricky Martin and Mesmerized by Faith Evans.

It's funny I usually go into a store like that and completely blank on what I want to get.

So on the way back I was listening to the remixes of Hung Up.

Holy Jesus Christ. The beginning of the Bill Hamel Remix sounded like fucking porn music. I loved it.

Since I have already heard the album, I'm listening to my other purchases, I will get back to that one soon.

So now back to work.

Just for lolypop Confessions part 2

I didn't make the last one so you could leave a long enough post. Keep in mind the max number of characters is 255. So keep it short but juicy. :)

You can post another one if you already have.

*giggle*

[Poll #613107]

A Joke my coworker sent me that is just so wrong I love it

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.

Madonna to perform on AOL at 5pm ET

Yup, go to AOL.com and you can watch it at 5pm ET.


Oooooh can ya tell I'm apeshittin today?

It's Madonna Day, especially on Sirius, they have been playing the shit out of the whole album.

Madonna performed in London

So I just got done watching the webcast. It was fucking awesome.

She performed 5 songs. 4 off the new album and 1 old one

1. Hung Up
2. Get Together
3. I love NY
4. Let It Will Be
5. Everybody

It reminded me of when I went to see her at Roseland.

Let It Will Be was hot!!!

I already can tell she is going to do a tour this summer. I need to save up cash now!!! Because the tickets I'm sure that I want are going to be between $350-500 and that's ticket price.

Oh I did notice she had some eyelash stuff going on but they didn't get a good enough close up. Her hair looked awesome.


Ooooooooh I can't wait. I should be hearing about rumors of a tour soon.

See I told you guys I go completely apeshit about her.

The performance in ode to huggybeardc was definitely Cum Worthy.

Like I told jn1701e when he started messaging me at the end, "Hold on let me finish my 30 minutes of cumming."