Almost the weekend *happy dance*

Hmmm last night, what happened last night. Well since I'm without internet at home I feel nekkid.


Oooh this is what I did, before I left work, I put my order in for cable and cable modem. Yes gents (and a few ladies) I am coming into the 21st century finally. Notice I said coming, not cumming. I did plenty of that this past weekend. But I digress. LOL

So I am just getting basic cable and the mid tier cable modem. There is a discount for the first three months then it goes back to regular price. I still think it's a lot at regular price but I guess I can't bitch. It's gonna roughly cost me $90 a month for both. I would much prefer DSL, but Verizon doesn't offer it where I live, which sucks.

Anyway, I worked on the phone last night. I also finally did my dishes that have been sitting there forever. I need to clean the rest of my house. I have gotten uber lazy lately. I also need to put my bed together. I had bought a really nice bedset off Overstock, and it is still sitting in the boxes in my entryway. I just haven't had the chutzpah to put it together. I need to do laundry too but I will probably get that done tonight. I have this terrible habit of doing my laundry and then piling all the clean clothes on the other side of my bed. I know, lazy lazy.

After working, I made some yummy Mac and Cheese and hunkered down to watch a movie. I had a choice between Team America and Jackie's Back. Jackie's Back is a mockumentary about this has been diva. I got it as a birthday present and it has been sitting and waiting to be opened up. I can now see why you should be schnockered when you watch it. It's actually quite humorous and there are a hell of a lot of cameo's by famous people in it. Too many to name. I did learn from it what Diva stood for.

Whoopi Goldberg, who play's Jackie's sister in the movie said it...Diva- Dumb, Ignorant, Vicious, Asshole. I almost pissed myself when she said that. It was great.

After watching that chatted with the momma for a few and then went to bed.

This morning was a bitch to get up. My lower back was hurting more then normal. God I can't wait till I start PT.

So tonight, I'm heading to get an MRI done on my right foot. I have a small mass in it. Nothing too worry about I don't think. It was hurting like a son of a bitch last week but it moved and I don't feel it when I am walking but when I check for it, it's still there it's just in the arch of my foot now.

Ok enough about my health issues. Y'all already know I'm mental.

Now time to check a few LJ's and then look productive. It's going to be a bitch of a day I can already tell. There were problems in our OR. call center getting phone calls, because there trunks were down. Gotta love the carriers. Ok enough telco babble.

Ok so y'all know

Funny I'm a big old huggy and kissy whore!!!!

But even my best talents I keep to my self. *giggle*

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I'll jump off the bridge too

People have been posting random memories so I guess I will too

1. I saw my first Madonna concert in 1990, the Blonde Ambition tour. It was a week after I graduated from high school. I went to both nights. The second night, from the second to the last song until I got to the car. I wept, no I didn't weep. I cried hysterically. I was walking out of the Capital Center and people were looking at me like I was a freak. It was my first Madonna concert and it was over. I was upset.

2. When I knocked out my two front teeth in 5th grade. I went home blood streaming out of my mouth. But it didn't hurt. Since then I have had braces, and two bridges.

3. Because my parents had series subscriptions to Merriweather Post Pavillion, I went to see three concerts in one week.
Debbie Gibson, Belinda Carlisle and Lisa Lisa with Cult Jam. The highlight was getting up on stage at the Lisa Lisa concert....being the only white boy up there and they were doing a dance contest. I of course did my rendition of Da Butt. I was beat out by some bitch trippin out on then popular Janet Jackson moves.

4. Also during that same era when my parents had ticket subscriptions they would sell unwanted tickets in the newspaper classifieds. This was of course before the advent of the internet and ebay. So anything that didnt sell, guess what. I would be the one that would go out the night of the concert and try to sell the tickets for what I could. There were a few concerts that we couldn't get rid of and we just had to give them away. One concert we had front row of the pit for Meatleaf and we couldn't even give them away.

5. The one time they had a concert of all dance acts, my friend and I got there early and decided to party. I brought the booze she brought the Mary Jane. I overindulged and ended up in the bathroom sitting on the thrown and passed out. Only to be found by the cops....Nothing happened but my friend freaked out.

6. Going to Tracks for the first time back in the mid 90's and falling in love with the place. Seeing a few cool acts there such as Funky Green Dogs and Rupaul. Going to their one and only foam party. That was held in the main room. Going to the retro nights and loving hearing "I Feel Love" in that cavernous dance hall was better then sex. Then when they closed in November of 1999. Being there from 7pm till 3am not wanting the night to end. Ending up sitting on one of the platforms and falling asleep because I was so tired, and crying like a baby when we left. I ended up getting real depressed because I felt like a piece of my youth was dying.

5. Going to the Gaiety in NYC with a (at the time) straight friend. I then found out later he was hiding it from me that he had the ghey. I told him that I had to go to the Gaiety to see it. It was a male strip joint on the side of the Marriott Marquis in Times Square. I don't even know if it's still there. The reason I had to go. The video to Erotica was filmed there. I talked to the woman who owned the place and said that Madonna commandeered the place for three days but was very nice. The shimmering silver strands still hung on the stage. In the lounge area, they had framed pictures from the Sex book of what was shot there.

6. Going to Las Vegas the last time I was there and chatting online with some guys from there to see what was going on. I was to meet up with one, who I found out later was attached. I met him and his partner at the Buffalo, and one of their friends. The guy I originally was supposed to meet got a little too schnockered so his BF took him home. There friend who met them there was hawt as hell and his pants spray painted on with a bread basket to stop traffic had a liking to me. So I ended up taking him back to my hotel room at 3 in the morning and both of us seeing jesus to the point where I thought we were going to wake up my neighbors. Now here is where the confession comes out, and trust me I don't feel bad about it. I was still with Stig at that point. Yes I cheated on him, once. But in retrospect, he deserved it. I wouldn't do that with anyone else.

7. I equate Las Vegas with two things, gambling and sex. No not even drinking because I don't drink when I gamble. But every time I go to Vegas my little inner ho comes out. I have been to most of the adult theatres there and I have my favorites. But honestly I have found taking my computer out there fairs much better. Apparently the bear community out there is small so when they get vacationing ones the ones that are there are very welcoming if you get my drift. One time I went out there I ended up sleeping with the costume designer of Mystere.

8. When I was in college, I was a big ole tea room queen. You know there is nothing like a horny college student.

9. When I lived in Herndon, I had a roomie, he owned the condo I was living in and as a 40something who still acted like he was in his 20's. From Thursday through Sunday I never saw him. The stories I could tell. The funniest one was he didn't understand the concept of a closed door. Most people would knock first. No he barged right in and found me in my room jerking off.

Alright enough scandal. back to work

I just have to say something

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