Last weekly comics of 2006
Dec. 29th, 2006 08:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Wake up, 14th and U is not Georgetown! Condos aren’t worth $1 million when thieves are roaming the streets with shotguns at four in the afternoon!
--ROFL
Why is it so hard to find escorts that give college discounts? Education is expensive, we’re on a budget here!
--if you are in college, you should be able to find it relatively easy without having to pay for it. There are plenty of other horned up college students
To the guy who wrote: “Our courtship rituals seem more stylized than kabuki.” I want to meet you! You obviously don’t belong in this city.
--Kabuki, that's funny...I never really did understand the gay mating ritual, or gay mating dance
Why is it that the worse you are for one another, the hotter the sex is? You treat me like crap, but damn do we have fun in bed!
--sounds like an abusive relationship....you know the saying...the dick must be real good.
Ever notice how many people in this town have narcissistic personality disorder?
--typical for gay men.
A full length, classic overcoat should be in every male or female’s wardrobe. Wearing a jean jacket over a suit at a funeral is highly unacceptable.
---eww that is tacky, I would have just worn no jacket and froze my ass off
Ugly is not just on the outside, it can be on the inside too. I’d much rather spend my life with someone who’s beautiful on the inside then one night with someone who’s ugly on the inside.
--amen
Upheaval over women being priests and gay marriage — all in the name of religion. My partner of 17 years and I are very spiritual. This is why we have a real problem with organized religion.
I agree, do not have sex in the clubs and pubs. Be generous and take it to the parks and dark alleys where the rest of us do not have to pay a cover to watch. Thank you for your understanding.
---spiritual and going to P Street beach to watch the sex show...how tacky
We were always too old, too fat, too hairy, or not built enough for Nation, and you made us feel unwelcome. Then we got our own party. Now that Nation is closed, you’re trying to take over with your bitchy attitude, drug ODs and childish — and sometimes violent — behavior. Thanks for ruining Blow Off, circuit queens.
--well, where else are they supposed to go...it's the age old thing of there ain't no place left to go in DC.
I don’t want to be 50 and still going to a club looking for chicken, it’s sad and pathetic.
Bitch Boy responds: Actually, going to the club at 40 is sad and pathetic. At 50 it’s downright criminal.
---where is my can of Tragedy-B-Gon?
This week wasn't bad...Have a great New year!!!
--ROFL
Why is it so hard to find escorts that give college discounts? Education is expensive, we’re on a budget here!
--if you are in college, you should be able to find it relatively easy without having to pay for it. There are plenty of other horned up college students
To the guy who wrote: “Our courtship rituals seem more stylized than kabuki.” I want to meet you! You obviously don’t belong in this city.
--Kabuki, that's funny...I never really did understand the gay mating ritual, or gay mating dance
Why is it that the worse you are for one another, the hotter the sex is? You treat me like crap, but damn do we have fun in bed!
--sounds like an abusive relationship....you know the saying...the dick must be real good.
Ever notice how many people in this town have narcissistic personality disorder?
--typical for gay men.
A full length, classic overcoat should be in every male or female’s wardrobe. Wearing a jean jacket over a suit at a funeral is highly unacceptable.
---eww that is tacky, I would have just worn no jacket and froze my ass off
Ugly is not just on the outside, it can be on the inside too. I’d much rather spend my life with someone who’s beautiful on the inside then one night with someone who’s ugly on the inside.
--amen
Upheaval over women being priests and gay marriage — all in the name of religion. My partner of 17 years and I are very spiritual. This is why we have a real problem with organized religion.
I agree, do not have sex in the clubs and pubs. Be generous and take it to the parks and dark alleys where the rest of us do not have to pay a cover to watch. Thank you for your understanding.
---spiritual and going to P Street beach to watch the sex show...how tacky
We were always too old, too fat, too hairy, or not built enough for Nation, and you made us feel unwelcome. Then we got our own party. Now that Nation is closed, you’re trying to take over with your bitchy attitude, drug ODs and childish — and sometimes violent — behavior. Thanks for ruining Blow Off, circuit queens.
--well, where else are they supposed to go...it's the age old thing of there ain't no place left to go in DC.
I don’t want to be 50 and still going to a club looking for chicken, it’s sad and pathetic.
Bitch Boy responds: Actually, going to the club at 40 is sad and pathetic. At 50 it’s downright criminal.
---where is my can of Tragedy-B-Gon?
This week wasn't bad...Have a great New year!!!
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Date: 2006-12-29 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-30 06:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-30 03:09 pm (UTC)The quips are from the 'bitch session' in the Washington Blade which comes out every Friday...It's the gay rag of dc...you can look at the paper online at www.washingtonblade.com
:)